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Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North Am erica ..

MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O..
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:    
 Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:          All right......  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, butalso admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punishhim?

LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!


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Once upon a time...

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(转载)Kids Are Quick!

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(转载)Kids Are Quick!

真好玩儿。。原来砍树的是华盛顿呐。。我一直以为是林肯呢

你说的对。。俺要把soul's medicine转载出去。。

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别太认真,只是一篇笑话...(笑吧!

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更好玩的是,原来他爸爸不惩罚他是因为他手上还拿着斧子...(难怪我娘每次都追着我打!下次我会了!

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发表于 2011-10-7 09:33:59 |显示全部楼层
小雪还在玩啊。。
人生如果仅求两点一线的一帆风顺,生命也就失去了存在的魅力。
微笑着面对失败,把每一次的失败都归结为一次尝试,不去自卑;
把每一次的成功都想成一种幸运,不去自傲
就这样,微笑着面对失败,面对挫折,去迎接挑战,去品味孤独。
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